(Think this will fit a guy who is 6′6?)
Step 1: Find your mark. In this case, it is Mr. Pleated Pants. That’s the best name we could come up with. It was either that or Foofi.
Step 2: Find out his weakness. MPP’s weakness? Me.
Step 3: Exploit weakness to get your way.
MPP says:
I so see you in that car..get it
Blondie says:
in due time
MPP says:
black mustang, black 300… and both of us tall…..If we were dating we would be the wonder twins
Blondie says:
with matching costumes?
MPP says:
Hell Yeah!!!!
Blondie says:
can i pick out the costumes?
MPP says:
Yeah
Blondie says:
cool. matching ladybug costumes. Alright!!
MPP says:
um…no
Blondie says:
but you said I could pick the costumes….
Blondie says:
are you saying you lied?
MPP says:
You can pick them
Blondie says:
ok, i pick matching ladybug costumes.
MPP says:
Damn …ok
I have now convinced him to wear a ladybug costume for no real reason whatover….
Success.
And then he sent me this…
Wonder Twin Powers Activate!
Form of…..the wonder twins making out??? Ew.
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