Archive for September, 2008

Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it.

As I write this, my baby nugget (Roomie’s term, not mine) is recovering from surgery at the emergency clinic (my vet isn’t a 24-hour clinic) and I’m so relieved! We won’t know whether or not the tumor was malignant for a few days, but regardless, I’m ecstatic Dixie made it through the surgery. In the end, there really was no other choice than to have the operation. She lost a ton of weight and would continue to lose more and would have a poor quality of life if we didn’t intervene. Last night, my dad (who is not an emotional person) told me that seeing her this way brought him to tears.

It’s amazing how quiet the apartment is without her; I keep looking over expecting to see her curled on the couch. It’s definitely not something I want to get used to anytime soon but at least I’ll be prepared when it’s time for her to go.

It’s made me think about life without Dixie; would I want to get another dog? And if so, how soon after? I always imagined I’d be married with kids when she passed on and while her passing would be very sad, I’d have other priorities to soften the blow. After a friend had her first child, she told me, “I never knew I could love someone more than I loved my dog”.

I am constantly hoping and praying she does make it to meet her human siblings, but if that’s not the case, then I’m going to make certain she is the happiest little dog in the world for the remainder of her days. (Squirrel hunt, anyone?)

In other news, my job is going really well. The company is awesome (I’ve already been asked to join the softball team), I’m busier than I have been in ages, the building is cool (cafeteria and fitness center) and it’s in a central location. It is, however, right by the mall, and that could be problematic for a shopaholic like me. It’s only 6 miles from my apartment, but one of the roads home was closed today and it took me 45 minutes to get home. Ugh.

On Saturday night, I hung out with Serial and a bunch of her coworkers and was chatting with one of them who had a hilarious story to tell me. A few weeks back she had extra tickets to the Toby Keith concert and gave two to the boy and figured he’d take the love of his life with him. The coworker kept trying to reach him during the concert because she wanted to get the scoop on the girl (all the young people in their office have stopped talking to him. Go team Blondie!) and he told her he was making his way over to her.

Well, he never showed up that night and at company happy hour a week later, the coworker questioned him about the concert, all the while playing completely dumb regarding the situation between me and him.

coworker: what happened to you at the concert?
boy: we were making our way over there but met up with some cute girls.
coworker: wait, I thought you had a girlfriend.
boy: no.
coworker: You’re not dating Blondie?
boy: um, no, it just wasn’t working out.
***the coworker continued prodding because she knew that wasn’t the real reason. Finally, he caved. (In case you forgot what the real reason was: he dumped me because this girl he once dated came back into his life who he always promised himself he’d make an effort to be with should she come back. Got it? Good.)***

coworker: oh, so how’s that working out for you?

wait for it…..

wait for it…..

boy: We aren’t together. She went back to her ex-boyfriend.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The coworker seems to think that maybe the girl is trying to either work things out with the ex or trying to leave him, but thinks the boy is sleeping with her on the side. Klassy.

But that’s speculation.

There was a lot of alcohol involved in the interrogation and the retelling.

But in summation: Boy dumped an amazing girl for some chick he was with once before (why’d they break up in the first place? Huh??) who in turn dumps him for her ex. That’s redneck for you.

Karma’s a bitch.

Fantasy Fuck Friday 9.26

I’m in definite need of cheering up. Nothing makes me laugh harder than watching the Scary Movie series and the third one is one of my favorite movies of all time. Simon Rex’s cute but dumb character cracks me up (especially when he gets his head stuck in the bus door) and I thought he’d be perfect for Fantasy Fuck Friday.

A very sad post…

I took Dixie this morning to have her annual exam and the doctor noticed she had a bit of a cough, so she requested to have an x-ray done to check it out. Upon reviewing the x-ray, she discovered a mass in Dixie’s abdomen and an additional x-ray revealed that the mass was right next to her spleen.

The doctor took her to another clinic to perform an ultrasound to see what type of mass it was and concluded it was most likely Hemangiosarcoma, a blood filled tumor. This is not good news.
The two options I have are: have them perform a spleenectomy to remove her spleen and the growth, or leave it and let her live out the remainder of her days.
Hemangiosarcoma is very malignant and even with removal of the spleen and the tumor, it could have micrometastis (or something) that could spread to other organs. The life expectancy is 3-6 months after surgery….
If I don’t do treatment, the tumor could hemorrhage and she’d bleed out.
However, there is a chance it could be just a general sarcoma and if the spleen were to be removed, she could live for another 5 years or so.
The spleenectomy would cost $1600, btw.
Needless to say, I’m a little upset.

Attention please!

I have an announcement!

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I got a JOB!!!!!

WHEEEE!!!!

It’s with the company Roomie works for and apparently I blew everyone away at my interview!!

I start on Friday!!!

Another blonde moment….

Facebook has this new thing where you can add your blog to their blog network. The only issue is that you have to confirm ownership of a blog if you want to add it as yours. Well, I figured I’d add mine but wouldn’t really broadcast it out on Facebook since not everyone I’m friends with needs to know what I’m doing in my day to day life.

Well, I just checked Facebook and there’s a news feed telling everyone that I’m the owner of A Blondie Moment…

God, I rock.

If you’ll notice, a bunch of old posts have now been password protected, so if you’re a regular reader just email me for the password.

It was bachelor party night at the Pony.

Things that rock about being unemployed:

  • Sleeping in
  • Not having a schedule

Things that suck donkey balls about being unemployed:

  • Everything not listed above

I really think next week is gonna be good though. I think I’m gonna get a bunch of phone calls. Yep, yep.

In the meantime, I’ve been doing what I can to stay active and not feel like a complete waste of space. And by doing so, have some pretty good blog fodder.

I got a rockin’ hair cut. My neck has healed completely (but I just got my emergency room bill, yikes!). I have another strip club story. I revisited an old bar. I had a margarita as big as my head. DubDub sent me pics from her new apartment in Chicago (that will be one interesting story when I visit her, trust me).

Let’s begin, shall we?

First up, my new hairdo.

It’s amazing how a simple haircut can make you feel so sexy! As much as I loved having long hair, it just wasn’t the right look for me. It’s also several shades lighter

And now….a picture of my wall.

Yes folks, this is the actual spot where my head went into the wall. What you don’t see from the picture is how low the hole is–about 5 inches from the floor. I have no idea how I hit the wall at that spot.

And now, here’s a margarita as big as my head. It cost $17. I didn’t know it would be that big or cost that much when the lady asked if I wanted a small or large.

Now, on to last night.

ST, Cass, Ronda and I went to the Pink Pony expecting to see some good tricks, but were disappointed when the girls just performed the same old booty shakes and some slightly creepy contortionist moves. Is it sexy to a guy when a girl puts both legs behind her head?

The shocker of the experience was getting hit on by guys at the club. You’re in a room full of titties and poon, why are you looking at anything else? One guy wanted me to kiss his friend on the cheek because it was his bachelor party. Are we twelve? Does the list of things to do say “Get a non-stripper to kiss you on your cheek in a strip club”?

I’m still trying to figure out why the strippers wear shoes that are too small. My only theory is that having your toes hang over the edge of your shoes allows you go grip them and possibly help with balance.

When we got bored with the club, we headed over to Old Cheers for a few drinks so we could sit and rest our feet. If you remember, Old Cheers is where the 1st bartender works (the one I dated, not the one I had the crush on for so long), and was working last night. Naturally, I was a little nervous because I always get nervous when I see people I haven’t seen in a while. I don’t know why, I just do. ST and I grabbed one of the high top tables near the bar and then I spotted him. And immediately turned into a 15 year old girl. No confidence. No game. I was too chicken to even make eye contact or smile. I should have tattooed FAIL on my forehead.

And finally, I GOT MY COMPUTER FIXED!! My iBook died last fall (actually, last time I used it was when I was dating the Bartender) and I’ve been so lazy and kept telling Fish I’d get a new hard drive so he could fix it, but never got around to it. With the help of an online manual, I disassembled the whole damn computer and replaced the hard drive. But the same day I got it up and running, the power cable shorted out and I had to wait another week for my new one to arrive! But now, I have a new cable and I’m back in business!!

And now a question: What do you think of these shoes?

Fantasy Fuck Friday 9.19*

*I am aware it’s Saturday. I have WordPress on my iPhone but I can’t upload pictures, so I had to wait until today when my computer cable arrived.

My fantasy fuck of the day is the always yummy Jason Statham. Seriously, have you ever seen this guy not looking smoking hot? I didn’t think so.

Kiss your boss

I’m feeling like a total drain on society these days. I blast out a dozen resumes in the morning and then spend the remainder of the day sitting on the couch watching TV. What else is there to do?

I’m starting to have total cabin fever!

I’ve been dealing with a recruiter all week who thinks I’m a “really strong candidate” but can’t get an interview with the client until possibly next week.

I’m also beginning to hear from the companies that I submitted my resume to when I first started looking and had a phone interview today with Roomie’s company (who didn’t know we knew each other!).

So I do have some promising leads.

But one thing that has started getting on my nerves is my friends complaining about their jobs. Yes, I know work can suck, but be glad you have someplace to go everyday. Be glad you don’t have to worry about what happens when your money runs out. Be glad you don’t have to apply to jobs that are beneath you just because the economy is in the toilet. Be glad you have someone to talk like a pirate to, because celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate day alone is no fun.

So please for my sake, don’t bitch about your job. In fact, hug your boss, nay, kiss your boss and tell them how thankful you are to be employed!*

*I do not recommend actually kissing your boss.

Happy Anniversary!!

Had I not called off my engagement and gone ahead with the wedding, I would be celebrating my 4th anniversary today.

Maybe.

I don’t normally think about what my life would be like if I did things differently (gone to a different college, taken a different job, etc), but certain jdates like this one make me think about an alternate life.

Would I still be married now? Would we be living in B’ham or some other city? What would I be doing with my life?

I often credit my failed engagement with giving me the strength to stand on my own, but would I have found it anyways had I tied the knot?

Maybe I just got wiser with age. Maybe the engagement had nothing to do.

Regardless of how things could have turned out, I think I’ve got a pretty good life. Granted, my love life and job situation could use some improvement, I’ve got great friends, a loving yet crazy family and my health.

So happy non-anniversary to me! (and a happy non-anniversary to B)

Fantasy Fuck Friday 9.12

I’ve been waiting all week for this fantasy fuck! This week’s hottie is Charlie Hunnam who is currently starring in the new FX show ‘Sons of Anarchy’. Do enjoy.

Mmmmmmm…….I do love a bad boy.

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