How Not to Get A Date with Me (in 10 easy steps)

Step 1: Invite me and my friends out to trivia and proceed to speak at a volume that can only be heard by bats.
Step 2: When I try to be nice and invite you out with my friends, make it awkward by leaving an empty chair between me and you.
Step 3: Use email facebook messaging as your primary form of communication with me.
Step 4: Be oblivious to the fact that my friend and I are absolutely bored off our ass when we are playing trivia with you.  
Step 5: Ask me out via text message. Not only that, but ask if it would be presumptuous to ask me if I’d like to go out. And make sure it’s your birthday so I feel bad if I reject you.
Step 6: Assume my lack of response means I didn’t get the message and call me later that night. From your birthday party. Where you are probably drunk.
Step 7: Write a Facebook status update that says: “If you’re too busy texting on your iphone to talk to me around your entourage, then why don’t you go find someone more interesting to play your games with.” Make me wonder if it’s about me or if you’ve successfully bored another person to death.
Step 8: Ask me out again via text message to go get lunch at my favorite wing place even though we haven’t spoken/texted since the previous text. (I guess the status update wasn’t meant for me?)
Step 9: Ignore the lack of response from the text message and comment on my Facebook status.
Step 10: Smoke so much weed that every sentence starts with ’sooooo’ or ‘ummmm’ and have albums on Facebook dedicated to your cats or graffiti you’ve photographed.