First off, just what is a Blondie Moment?
- Going in for one drink and ending up serving salami and cheese to the entire bar.
- Falling headfirst into a wall and spraining your neck.
- Getting dumped and losing your job in the span of 9 hours. Both unexpectedly.
- Knowing the entire management team at your favorite bar.
- Getting a marriage proposal and an offer to move to South Africa from a guy you just met.
- Taking pole dancing lessons for fun and realizing you’re really good.
- Calling off your engagement at 24, moving home and starting over.
- Not realizing you’re on a date because you thought you were hanging out with a guy friend.
- Hiding in the bushes while waiting for an annoying guy to leave the bar so you and your friend can go back inside.
- Remaining best friends with your ex.
- Being smarter than 95% of your coworkers but having the lowest position in the company.
- Knowing what you want to do with your life but not knowing how to do it.
Who am I?
I’m a 20something girl (but quickly approaching thirty) living back in Atlanta where I was raised. I’m a borderline alcoholic, quasi kleptomaniac with a pseudo career.
I’m an enigma wrapped in mystery surrounded by intrigue. I think laughter makes the world go round. I wake up bright and perky in the morning–seriously, ask my roommate. Diet Coke is my substitute for coffee. I think my life should have a soundtrack. I pride myself on not having a southern accent. I have a tendency to be early. I love being tall. I try to see the best in everyone. I have an unhealthy obsession with mayonnaise (especially spicy mayo). I secretly wish I was a ninja.
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